SCIENCE MAY ONE DAY DO SO!!! –
Oct. 22, 2021 – You may have heard of the stamp test, an old-timey way that people with penises could test if they had erectile dysfunction by wrapping a roll of stamps around their willy before bed and count how many stamps were broken by their nighttime erections the next morning. If you experienced 3 to 5 nighttimes erections, identified by the same number in broken stamps, you were considered “normal.”
Now UK-based men’s health company Adam Health is making a modern version of this test, which could be conveniently called a “Fitbit” for your penis: the Adam Sensor.
This sensor is a first-of-its-kind erection tracker to help you monitor how many erections you get in your sleep. The tracker is ring-shaped and worn around the base of your penis to count your nighttime erections, zero stamps (or false positives) needed.