Celebrity Sobriety

Punk Proud of Favorite Artist’s Sobriety Until He Credits It to Jesus

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May 17, 2024 – Ian McSeamus, the infamous frontman of the punk band Ghost Chode, said he is celebrating six months of sobriety which drew a huge reaction until he attributed the accomplishment to Jesus Christ, ” Where was God the first time Ian overdosed because he shot too much junk into his scrotum? The other members of Ghost Chode are split on whether or not this new religious influence is a positive thing for McSeamus.

“All that’s really changed for me is the pre-show meeting, we used to all huddle up and do as many shots of Jameson as humanly possible, now we huddle up and Ian leads us in prayer while I think about how much Jameson I want to drink,” said bassist, “Thirsty” Joe Barbano. “And he started hosting bible studies in the tour van, which sort of sucks because it attracts our dorkiest fans. I want to hang out with people who deal crank, not some 30-year-old loser who still has a bedtime But of course I can’t really say anything or Ian make me ride on the roof again.”

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C Luke

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