Can’t Touch This –  

November 10, 2020 – The boxing legend, 54, explained on his “Hotboxin’ ” podcast this week how he faked his way through drug tests — and his strategy is a pissah.

“It was awesome, man,” Tyson said of using a prosthetic penis equipped with a pee bag to pass urine assessments. “I put my baby’s urine in it.”

Tyson chose to fill his device — called a Whizzinator— with his child’s urine instead of his wife’s for fear hers would show up pregnant, he told UFC vice president of athletic health and performance Jeff Novitzky.

“One time I was using my wife’s [urine], and my wife was like, ‘Baby, you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said, ‘Nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid,’” he said. “I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant.”  Other athletes have not been so smart.

“A male provided a urine sample, and it came back and they said ‘Sir, you’re pregnant. Either you’re pregnant or this is somebody else’s urine!’ ” added Novitzky of one such unrelieved wazz-ock.

“That’s what I was afraid of,” said Tyson, who has been open over the years about his drug use.  The urine tests Tyson was being subjected to required not only a sample but that he perform the deed in front of a tester — meaning he needed to make sure his Whizzinator was a convincing body double for his actual member.

“Did you have the right color Whizzinator?” asked Novitzky. “Cause it was that NFL guy — black dude that had a white one.”



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